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Joke of the Day

"Jesus saved my life... And before I could thank him he got in the car with Miguel and drove away."

"Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater."

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"

"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"

"What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland? You get a sun *Bern.*"

"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"

"""Omg, I literally just died"" -people who literally don't know what literally means"

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"If a man says something in the forest, and no women hear him Is he still wrong?"