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Joke of the Day

"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."

"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"

"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"

"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."

"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."

"All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on."

"My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day. It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano."

"Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft"

"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"

"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."