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Joke of the Day

"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"

"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""

"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"

"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"

"Why so serious? A lady asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends ... on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not."

"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."