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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"

"Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?"

"Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan..."

"I think I know why Japanese is so weird now. When that bomb dropped. Something fucked up somewhere"

"The North Korean Military"

"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."

"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."

"So there are the baby boomers, generation x, and millenials. What do we call the next generation? Fucked."

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"If I ever got into the plastic surgery business I would call my company ""Breast Buy""."