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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"

"I sent a text to my friend's mobile: ""Lost my contacts. Send me your number"". He replied with his name and number."

"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between ""shit"" and ""syphilis"""

"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"

"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."

"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."

"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."

"I held a baby today. I was scared it would make me want a baby, but it just made me want to be a baby."

"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."