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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
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"Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums. Reason: arrogance"
"I've been retracing my steps and now I have all these outlines of feet on my floor and still no keys."
"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"
"Life is a soup And i am a fork"
"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"
"""This joke is told through a third persons omniscient point of view."" Said the guy who wanted everyone to know that he had gotten an A in his literature class."
"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."
"An SJW walks into a bar... [Removed]"
"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""