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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
Next Joke
"Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight. Me: So you want less Tarantino... H: ...and more Seuss. M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming."
"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"
"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"if you're ever worried there's an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. if no one laughs, there's no one there"
"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"
"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"
"STOP holding secret meetings about my paranoia!"
"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."