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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"

"Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?"

"A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win."

"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."

"I'm so progressive, I lock the car doors when white people walk by."

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"

"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"