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Joke of the Day
"Why is the plunger gay? He was born that way you homophobe!"
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"What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!"
"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"
"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."
"At the mortuary.. -How do you want to handle your mother in law? Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried? -All of them, lets not take any chances"
"Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate"
"Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds."
"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."
"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."
"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"