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Joke of the Day
"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."
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"I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago."
"Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE."
"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."
"How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich? They wear a rolex watch around their waist."
"What do you call a black brick with three holes in it? A polish bowling ball."
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"
"""I am leg end"" - a foot"