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Joke of the Day
"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."
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"RIP to the Italian chef, it's nice to gnocchi pasta pizzafully."
"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."
"What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"
"I was awake all night 'cause my neighbor was listening to dubstep... ...and I was lying there, waiting for the other beat to drop."
"A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is"
"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."