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Joke of the Day
"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
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"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"
"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."
"Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool."
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"
"Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?"
"When texting a girl ""will you marry me"" what's the best emoji to use?"
"If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!"