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Joke of the Day

"I've asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of crying baby next to me It turns out you can't do that if baby is yours."

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"

"How many seconds are there in a year? Twelve"

"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."

"Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s"

"Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?"

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?"""

"What did the black kid get on his SAT's? Barbeque sauce."

"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."

"I never realized how overweight my thumbs were until I tried typing on an iPhone."