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Joke of the Day
"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."
Next Joke
"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."
"*passive aggressively cuts your birthday cake asymmetrically*"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."
"""What are you doing today?"" ""Nothing."" ""That's what you did yesterday."" ""I'm not done yet."""
"My doctor told me he appreciates my patience. I told him that I appreciate that he appreciates his patients."
"One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!"
"My boss says I can be a lousy worker at times And I take that as an invitation"
"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."