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Joke of the Day

"Why do ecologists like lepers? Because they're biodegradable!"

"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""

"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"

"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."

"How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule."

"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."