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Joke of the Day

"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."

"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."

"What do you get when you have an Asian and MLP? My Little Penis"

"A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse answers, ""They've started a round of layoffs at the plant."""

"I'm on holiday visiting the math dept. at Univ. of Manchester, England. I guess I'm an Alan Turist."

"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. First they beat the room for being black, then they arrest the light bulb for being broke."

"just got vinegar in my eye so I totally get it, girls who get vinegar in their eye"

"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."