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Joke of the Day

"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"

"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."

"What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track"

"My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks what would you get? Milk and quackers!"

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"

"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."