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Joke of the Day

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon."

"Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something."

"What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again."

"I got robbed last night The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica"

"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."

"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."

"I'm Google AMA"

"What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism"