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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."
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"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"
"What is mother-approved and child-tested? Coat-Hanger Abortions"
"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."
"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."
"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""
"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"
"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"
"Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have? Because no matter the sport, he would always play write"