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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."

"Doctor said I had kidney failure. I asked ""How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."""

"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."

"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you up."

"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."

"Why didn't Chris Brown make any headphones? He definitely knows how to make a good beat. I will show myself out."