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Joke of the Day
"10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule."
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"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."
"What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog"
"And they lived apathetically ever after."
"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."
"Two blondes walking down the hood and one said: -Wait.. I smell sperm... someone is fu*king nearby!!... The other one responded: -Nah, I just belched"
"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"
"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."
"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."
"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."