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Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"Best pick up line? Lets go eat. I'm paying!"

"Why Did Hitler Quit Drinking? It made him angry."

"Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"

"A ""racist rapist"" sounds worse than a regular rapist when u first hear it, but it's actually better cause less people get raped."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."

"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"

"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."