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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"
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"People act surprised when I tell them my grandfather survived the holocaust. Most of the guards survived didn't they?"
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."
"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."
"during my morning commute i like to make the ""roll down your window"" gesture to the car next to me then yell ""DID YOU POOP YET TODAY?"""
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"
"Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."