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Joke of the Day

"Best pick up line? Lets go eat. I'm paying!"

"Why do children have middle names? So they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit."

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. If you didn't like it then you shoulda melted cheese on it."

"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""

"[sees some cut grass] ""Nice"" [sees some ripped leaves] ""oh yea"" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] ""holy shit"""

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail."