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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."
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"I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, ""here fill this out""..?"
"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears."
"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"
"When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from over excitement."
"Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?"
"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"