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Joke of the Day
"I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours. And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road."
Next Joke
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"
"Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut? They didn't like the barbershop Cortez."
"Did you hear about the gay termite? He ate the malebox"
"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."
"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"
"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."