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Joke of the Day
"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"
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"I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives."
"Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring. I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson"
"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."
"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""
"The day I can't do my job drunk... Is the day I hang up my school bus keys."
"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."
"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"
"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"