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Joke of the Day

"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"

"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."

"Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later"

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"

"Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my lap."