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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"My neighbors are gay I guess you could say I'm by sexuals"

"What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common? They all ""Feel The Burn!"""

"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"

"Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots."

"I'm a freshman taking geometry. I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face :O"

"You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger."

"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."