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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."

"ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? No, you are all left"

"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"

"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."

"Why did Lamar give money to Kobe? Because Lamar Odom"

"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."

"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"

"I was checking into a hotel the other week....."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn'twake him until 3."

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandyhook survivor. ...."