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Joke of the Day

"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."

"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."

"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."

"Whats the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits the windshield of your car? Its asshole."

"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"If we could master the look dogs have when we're eating in front of them, we'd be able to have sex with any woman at will."

"Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed."

"I hate Japanese books. They always ruin the ending."