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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
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"What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips."
"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."
"What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh?"
"Poor Product Name Power equipment manufacturer Stihl recently developed a baby harness. They're calling it the Stihl Bjorn. So far, the only order placed has been by Rick Santorum."
"A typical Lufthansa flight We are soon going to land in Hamburg. Fasten your seatbelts AND I JAST VANT TO HEAR VAN KLICK!"
"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
"Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch."
"The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says ""Ok, it's later!""."
"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."