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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
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"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."
"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."
"It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter"
"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."
"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"
"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"
"What a few black wolves and a classic musician have in common? The two are Wolfgang."