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Joke of the Day
"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
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"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
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"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."