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Joke of the Day
"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
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"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."
"A cat and a rooster sat by a lake... Suddenly, the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Moral of the story : When there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock."
"What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !"
"YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you. ****************** YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR CAT: Me too."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer in the comments."
"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""