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Joke of the Day

"What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional"

"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"

"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."

"Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds."

"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."

"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""

"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"

"[dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""

"What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook? High finance!"