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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
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"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man?... How do you eat with that?"
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"Micheal Jackson If my friend Djax ever had a son and he would call him Micheal, It would be Micheal, Djax' son."
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."
"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."
"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."