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Joke of the Day

"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"

"Do you believe in God? ""Do you believe in God?"" ""Of course! There's only one J.C. for me!"" AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! !!!"

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!' Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes"

"Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you"

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche"

"I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago..."

"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."