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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents ...."

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."

"A son whale asks his father ""Dad, where did I come from?"" ""You come from your mother, son."" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof"

"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"

"Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !"

"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"