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Joke of the Day
"Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !"
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"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."
"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."
"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."
"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"
"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"
"Father's Day Fun: 1) Walk up to a complete stranger at lunch with his family. 2) Hug him. 3) Tell him 'Happy Father's Day dad'! 4) Run."
"*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL"