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Joke of the Day

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."

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"What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!"
"Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try"
"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."
"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."
"I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?"
"ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*"
"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"
"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
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