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Joke of the Day

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."

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"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."
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"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"