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Joke of the Day

"A son whale asks his father ""Dad, where did I come from?"" ""You come from your mother, son."" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "

"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"Why did the string theorist return his vacuum cleaner It was only the standard model"

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"

"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."

"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"