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Joke of the Day

"A son whale asks his father ""Dad, where did I come from?"" ""You come from your mother, son."" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?"

"My friends keep saying, ""If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country!"" But I think Carlos, Jose, and Alejandro are all talk."

"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."

"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"

"Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since LAST Friday."

"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you"

"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"

"Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave M:...just boring"

"Good Joke ..Not"