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Joke of the Day
"My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof"
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"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."
"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."
"Had a fight with the wifey last night. She exclaimed ""Shut up, women are always right and men are always wrong."" to which I replied ""Yes, you are right""."
"An atheist, a cross-fitter and a vegan walk into a bar... We only know because they told everyone within a minute."
"Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired... I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed..."
"The Apple Car will never succeed. It doesn't have windows."
"What did the wife say to the husband? Beats me \_()_/ "
"Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise."
"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."