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Joke of the Day

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"

"Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket."

"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."

"My neighbor told me he childproofed his house. And the very next day his wife came home with a newborn. Worst. Childproofer. Ever."

"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."

"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."

"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"

"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."

"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"