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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married."
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"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."
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