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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan? They're used to disappointment."
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"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."
"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."
"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"
"My dog is attacking a tree. ""Bark, bark, bark , bark."""
"[NSFW] If abortion is a kill..... If abortion is a kill then jerking off is a massacre"
"My girlfriend last night: ""I've been a bad girl. Punish me"". So I fucked her sister."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"
"shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog"
"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"