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Joke of the Day

"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"

"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."

"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."

"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."

"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."

"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"