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Joke of the Day

"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"

"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"

"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."

"We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit."

"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"

"Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas."

"What do you get when you cross weed with weed? You get high."

"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"

"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"

"Why do people insist on saying ""You're next"" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?"