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Joke of the Day
"My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav."
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"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."
"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."
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"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"
"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""
"I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site... Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks."
"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"