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Joke of the Day
"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
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"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."
"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""
"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"
"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."
"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"
"[Hospital] Me:How's my dad? Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room ""You've never lived to up to your potential!"""