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Joke of the Day
"What does a boy get every month, but a girl doesn't. A paycheck"
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"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."
"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."
"Got laid off."
"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,""Olive or twist?"""
"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""
"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"
"I'm staying at a hotel w/ a 'hotel dog' that guests can walk & pet. Which is 1. adorable and 2. proof that the gov't can access my dreams."