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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."
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"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"The worst thing you can be is gullible My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls"
"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."
"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"
"Had to stop watching Game of Thrones with my parents tonight, because of all the sex. So I've recorded it to watch after they've finished."
"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("
"You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale"
"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."
"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("