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"Got laid off."
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"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
"I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said ""Hi Jack."" He shot me."
"My girlfriend is weird She starts all of our conversations with ""Are you even listening to me?""."
"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
"If you put your ear really close to someone's knee you can actually hear... ...them say: ""What the fuck are you doing?!"""
"What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy? ""There's no such thing as negative energy"""
"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"
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