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Joke of the Day

"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."

"Life called: They're all out of lemons. It's over."

"Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife."

"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."

"After I orgasm, I yell ""Aaaaand scene."" Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say ""Ummm. We'll call u."""

"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"How do you say dinner in spanish? JOHN CENA"

"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."

"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."

"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."