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Joke of the Day

"After I orgasm, I yell ""Aaaaand scene."" Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say ""Ummm. We'll call u."""

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well."

"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."

"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because its two tired."

"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."

"Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school."

"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"

"A QA Tester walks into a bar."